Bleached Beach Day at the Beach Bleached Beach Day at the BeachBleached Beach Day at the Beach by KeeperoftheKeys92
One day Ichigo and his five friends went to Karakura Town's beach. The boys wore swimshorts while the girls wore bikinis.
"Orihime is smokin' hot today," Uryu said to his friend-slash-rival as they carried baskets of food.
"What the fuck'd you just say?!" The orange-haired lad cried. He punched the nerd in the face, breaking his glasses. Orihime screeched while Rukia, Renji, and Chad kept walking.
"Remember, Uryu Ishida..." he said as he stood over the fallen Quincy. "remember that Orihime Inoue is mine."
Later, Ichigo and Orihime were laughing and having a waterfight in the ocean. Rukia lay on the sand as Renji rubbed lotion over her back.
"That's the spot Renji!" she sighed. "Harder...harder! Do it like a man!"
Chad covered his ears with a pair of headphones his abuelo had given him. He bobbed his giant head as he listened to
Ichigo's Song To Orihime (Contest Entry)Ichigo's Song To Orihime (Contest Entry) by KeeperoftheKeys92
This is a song about a hot, hot chick
She was so hot, I wanted to stick my di—I mean,
I wanted to kiss her!
Lots of guys wanted her snatch
This bastard named Ulquiorra thought he was a match
Can't you see I'm in love with you?
That batboy here is not for you?
Get off my girl!
Or I will cut off your bat balls!
You're the one for meh
Signing off, Ichigo Kurosaki
Bleach/Death Note crossover 1: CrazinessÿþBleach/Death Note crossoverBleach/Death Note crossover 1: Craziness by pickleduck3
It was a gloomy day in Soul Society. Clouds were actually covering the usually blue sky, rain was about to fall, and caterpillars were trying not to get eaten by birds. Hold on a moment, why was Soul Society sad? It's not as though anyone died (figuratively speaking of course, they're all already dead).
It was sad because...the ultra-amazing, ultra-beautiful, ultra-fangirl-attracting Juushiro Ukitake had been turned down. By the equally ultra-fangirl-inducing Hitsugaya Toushiro. Over the matter of candy. What happened:
"No, Ukitake Taichou!!!!! Stop sending me candy!!!!!" a scared-for-his-taste-buds Hitsugaya sobbed, running through the woods.
"But Shiro-kun!!!! I even have candy that helps you grow taller!!!" An abnormally excited Ukitake chased after him, holding a humongous bag of candy like he was the new Santa Claus.
"..." A hesitant pause. "I still don't want it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ukitake still chased after him, looking like the "All the
Off With Their Pants!Off With Their Pants!Off With Their Pants! by Asagi-K-Kurosaki
"Come on, it's only fair," Rukia said with a smirk, Ichigo cringed and wrinkled his nose, "Rukia is this REALLY what you want?" she nodded slowly, "It's just a little bit~" she said with a smirk, he sighed lightly, not pleased about this, "This is really what you want to do on your wedding night?" she frowned and tilted her head, "You make it sound so vulgar, all we're doing is getting to know eachother better, and plus, you seem to forget that later we're going to be getting to know eachother... ALOT better, so what's the reservations?" she replied, he sighed and closed his eyes breifly, "I guess that's true.. I just don't see a point," she leaned closer to him and looked up at him, half lovingly, half skeptickally, "Really? You don't see a point in telling eachother our most embaressing stories?" she replied with a frown, "No I don't, why would it make any difference?" "It wouldn't... but it's nice to know that we have that kind of openness in our relationship,