The Flash Goddess and the Bloody Red HabaneroThe Flash Goddess & the Bloody Red HabaneroThe Flash Goddess and the Bloody Red Habanero by moonlitinuyasha1985
(I do not, nor will I EVER, own Bleach or Naruto. They both belong to Tite Kubo and Masashi Kishimoto.)
This is the story about two people: Yoruichi Shihouin and Kushina Uzumaki.
Now, Kushina was a rather hot-tempered girl and it's the main reason why she's called the "Bloody Red Habanero".
A lot of people used to tease her and make fun of her hair, even going so far as to call her a "tomato". That was only because she has red hair and was a chubby child.
Even now, she still had a bit of a hot temper. She also loved to pull pranks on others and Yoruichi never had a problem with that, hell, she encouraged it. This was especially the case when it came to a certain member of the Kuchiki clan.
"Yoruichi-sensei," spoke Kushina. "I need your help with something."
"Sure thing, Kushina," replied Yoruichi. "what is it?"
"It's Byakuya," answered Kushina. "He called me...that name, again."
"He called yo
Bleach/Death Note crossover 1: CrazinessÿþBleach/Death Note crossoverBleach/Death Note crossover 1: Craziness by pickleduck3
It was a gloomy day in Soul Society. Clouds were actually covering the usually blue sky, rain was about to fall, and caterpillars were trying not to get eaten by birds. Hold on a moment, why was Soul Society sad? It's not as though anyone died (figuratively speaking of course, they're all already dead).
It was sad because...the ultra-amazing, ultra-beautiful, ultra-fangirl-attracting Juushiro Ukitake had been turned down. By the equally ultra-fangirl-inducing Hitsugaya Toushiro. Over the matter of candy. What happened:
"No, Ukitake Taichou!!!!! Stop sending me candy!!!!!" a scared-for-his-taste-buds Hitsugaya sobbed, running through the woods.
"But Shiro-kun!!!! I even have candy that helps you grow taller!!!" An abnormally excited Ukitake chased after him, holding a humongous bag of candy like he was the new Santa Claus.
"..." A hesitant pause. "I still don't want it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ukitake still chased after him, looking like the "All the
Off With Their Pants!Off With Their Pants!Off With Their Pants! by Asagi-K-Kurosaki
"Come on, it's only fair," Rukia said with a smirk, Ichigo cringed and wrinkled his nose, "Rukia is this REALLY what you want?" she nodded slowly, "It's just a little bit~" she said with a smirk, he sighed lightly, not pleased about this, "This is really what you want to do on your wedding night?" she frowned and tilted her head, "You make it sound so vulgar, all we're doing is getting to know eachother better, and plus, you seem to forget that later we're going to be getting to know eachother... ALOT better, so what's the reservations?" she replied, he sighed and closed his eyes breifly, "I guess that's true.. I just don't see a point," she leaned closer to him and looked up at him, half lovingly, half skeptickally, "Really? You don't see a point in telling eachother our most embaressing stories?" she replied with a frown, "No I don't, why would it make any difference?" "It wouldn't... but it's nice to know that we have that kind of openness in our relationship,